Ann Coulter, Queen of Conservative Drivel

Last night, I was wandering about my local bookstore, looking to see what was new in the realm of recently published literature. My interests are diversified, as is the store, so I was absorbed in titles, subjects and authors for almost 2 hours. After selecting 3 books for final purchase, I happened upon a wall display to the left of the main entrance. Amidst the many titles offered, one book captured my attention. It was entitled, "Godless" and was written by Ann Coulter. I stepped forward to see what else was written on the cover.
Ms. Colter has proclaimed all people of Liberaldom to be "Godless" because their religion is liberalism and liberalism is... that's right..."godless"!!
Oh, poor girl. Was this written under an extreme bout with PMS? I can't believe she convinced anybody to publish this book, it is so ill-conceived, obviously written in a blind, deluded rant. Did someone give her this idea in the Church of Latter Day Republicans? It's such a shame when we have to call down God when we are losing a battle of wits.
It also leaves me with a mild distaste for my bookstore, but I do believe in freedom of speech.. even though her speech would have cost me money and I don't even consider the space afforded to the book in the store worth the drivel she was writing.
Well, this is the same screech heard round the world that the 911 wives ought to just get over it. So us Godless Liberals are in the best of company. I will not honor her with an argument about my values or my beliefs in what may lie beyond. God just may forgive both of us for what we lack in the realm of, "works and plays well with others." Annie get your gun, there goes another damned liberal.