There's Lint on His Jacket!!

Yep, I saw it when he walked by. Undeniably, it was lint.. on.. his ..jacket! America, Did you see it? Can we let a man with lint on his jacket run for President of the United States of America? It was lint, and I think we ought to have an old fashioned debate to talk about it.
While we are at it, let's investigate his plumber. Maybe his plumber is an anarchist, a communist, or cheats the IRS. Where does he get his hair cut and why? It can't be just a haircut, there's got to be more dirt to uncover in the barber shop!
Don't fall for the slight-of-hand, here, people! Hillary is running non stop babble meant to misdirect your attention away from the Clinton Campaign that is running out of substance and overloading on mud and shrill screeching as time runs out on tried and true politics. Hillary's only vision seems to be the Oval Office and beating her opponent into the ground. Her platform doesn't include a plan to reunite the country, regain respect from world leaders, or solve environmental issues. Her focus is to run a footrace to the White House and that's where it ends. Which has the potential to be every bit as good of a plan as the one Bush has had for the last eight years.
Oh, yeah, Hillary wants you to know that Obama has lint on his jacket, so you should vote for her. Never mind all the fluff in the Clinton Camp, just stay focused on the lint... on his ..jacket!